My Favorite Quotes

The author of When [It] Strikes Me, I've decided to branch out with another blog of just my favorite quotes.


"45% are trapped in the waiting room of a Jiffy Lube, 7% are white people who just enjoy watching Fox News in blackface, 25% said Glenn Beck’s name three times in the mirror and his show appeared, and the remaining 23% is Juan Williams."
Stephen Colbert, breaking down the 1.38% of Fox News viewers that are black. (via itslikeyouknowwhatever) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert) (via stfuconservatives)
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